Knowage 

Something that you know, but isn't necessarily useful in most situations. Where knowledge usually implies wisdom, knowage just implies you spent too much time on stuff.

If you can name all the discarded side characters in Dragon Ball, then that's some serious knowage!

Knowage by Tree Goblin May 10, 2025

KNOWLAGE 

a word that will help you be in your garage with Lamborghinis and rolexs

im here in my garage wanna know how i got here KNOWLAGE

KNOWLAGE by SPONGEGAR SPELLING March 16, 2018

knowlage 

oral sex , sucking a penis

Yo, I'm gonna go to Kim's and get some knowlage tonight.

knowlage by Anonymous March 28, 2003

knowlge 

Misspelling of the word knowledge.

See also Ironic

sean: ignurent means lack of knowlge look it up some time.

knowlge by generalee72 March 2, 2008

Confident knowlage 

Knowledge you get when your confident

Confident knowlage

Confident knowlage by BigIanDries August 14, 2018

knobage 

A claim expressing priority over an object, person, or other. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something or calling dibs.

P.S. I am a freakin genious why didnt i think of this sooner!!!!

Girl #1: "Dude look at that beast over there... hes fine."
Girl #2: "Knobage!!"
Girl #1: "Hey... no fair!!!

knobage by Shayna Ariel Gimble October 3, 2007

knobage 

Knobage: A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of "calling" something, "shottying", or calling "dibs".
Dibs: To have the rights to something, to own something.
ex: "I get dibs on your organs if you die!"
-OR-
Shotty: Derived from the word "shotgun" where the person who calls it gets the front seat in the car. Instead of using this only on driving in a car the word may be used to call "dibs" on something or doing something first. Also can be used as "shotty not" where it gives rights to a person not doing a specific task.
ex: "I totally shotty the first cup of babies after we blend it. Mmm-mmm good!"
An american term derived from the words:
* "knob" meaning handle or clutch. Knob can also refer to the act or sexual intercourse or the male genitalia, often called the "penis."
ex: "Uncle Robby, how many times have i told you, a door knob is not for humping upon!"
-and the word-
*age, a suffix used to descrbe any random word that wants to be exentuated upon.
ex: "Woa... you have some major boob-age going on here!"
History of the word: One fine summer-ish day in a gay ass town called potomac, the awesome princess named Shayna walked into the terrible ogar named Ilana's house. They were in the ogar's room when princess Shayna comented on the ogar's hideous handles, or "knobs" on her new dresser. Then Shayna, being a genious, screamed, "KNOBAGE!!!!" then to discover that it is the best word ever, decided to keep it as her own. I mean, without ME, i mean Shayna, everything would just be AWSO---

(anything) Knobage (anything)

knobage by Princess Shayna October 3, 2007