Knobage: A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of "calling" something, "shottying", or calling "dibs".
Dibs: To have the rights to something, to own something.
ex: "I get dibs on your organs if you die!"
-OR-
Shotty: Derived from the word "shotgun" where the person who calls it gets the front seat in the car. Instead of using this only on driving in a car the word may be used to call "dibs" on something or doing something first. Also can be used as "shotty not" where it gives rights to a person not doing a specific task.
ex: "I totally shotty the first
cup of babies after we blend it. Mmm-mmm good!"
An american term derived from the
words:
* "knob" meaning handle or
clutch. Knob can also refer to the act or sexual intercourse or the male genitalia, often called the "
penis."
ex: "Uncle Robby, how many times have i told you, a door knob is not for humping upon!"
-and the word-
*age, a suffix used to descrbe any random word that wants to be exentuated upon.
ex: "Woa... you have some major boob-age going on here!"
History of the word:
One fine summer-ish day in a gay ass town called potomac, the awesome princess named Shayna walked into the terrible ogar named Ilana'
s house. They were in the ogar'
s room when princess Shayna comented on the ogar'
s hideous handles, or "knobs" on her new dresser. Then Shayna, being a genious, screamed, "KNOBAGE!!!!" then to discover that it is the best word ever, decided to keep it as her own. I
mean, without ME, i
mean Shayna,
everything would just be AWSO---
