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Knobage: A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of "calling" something, "shottying", or calling "dibs".
Dibs: To have the rights to something, to own something.
ex: "I get dibs on your organs if you die!"
-OR-
Shotty: Derived from the word "shotgun" where the person who calls it gets the front seat in the car. Instead of using this only on driving in a car the word may be used to call "dibs" on something or doing something first. Also can be used as "shotty not" where it gives rights to a person not doing a specific task.
ex: "I totally shotty the first cup of babies after we blend it. Mmm-mmm good!"
An american term derived from the words:
* "knob" meaning handle or clutch. Knob can also refer to the act or sexual intercourse or the male genitalia, often called the "penis."
ex: "Uncle Robby, how many times have i told you, a door knob is not for humping upon!"
-and the word-
*age, a suffix used to descrbe any random word that wants to be exentuated upon.
ex: "Woa... you have some major boob-age going on here!"
History of the word: One fine summer-ish day in a gay ass town called potomac, the awesome princess named Shayna walked into the terrible ogar named Ilana's house. They were in the ogar's room when princess Shayna comented on the ogar's hideous handles, or "knobs" on her new dresser. Then Shayna, being a genious, screamed, "KNOBAGE!!!!" then to discover that it is the best word ever, decided to keep it as her own. I mean, without ME, i mean Shayna, everything would just be AWSO---
(anything) Knobage (anything)
knobage by Princess Shayna October 3, 2007
Related Words
Something that you know, but isn't necessarily useful in most situations. Where knowledge usually implies wisdom, knowage just implies you spent too much time on stuff.
If you can name all the discarded side characters in Dragon Ball, then that's some serious knowage!
Knowage by Tree Goblin May 10, 2025

slobbage of the knobbage 

Dolly was on the rag last night, so I had to settle for a little slobbage of the knobbage.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026