Knobed

this word perfectly describes a lazy boy who drinks a lot and is common. he has jumpers and socks with holes in and is a genral tramp! he makes himself feel better by insulting and bullying innocent girls who are way out of his league. and he is so dirty and has so many S.T.Is he has to have a bath 2 times a day.

1. MAT IS A KNOBED!
2. that knobed makes me sick

haaaaa turn tht around bitch

by one time at band camp :p January 17, 2009

knobdog

Created by popping your old fella in a hot dog bun, decorating to your own specification, before placing the finished article on a suitably-sized plate (your mileage may vary), held at or around waist level; best offered to unsuspecting female friends and/or relatives. Onions/relish optional.

Steve: "Hey, nice knobdog! But dude - where's the mustard?"

by Evil Rob November 8, 2008

Knobert Whoredrey

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.

Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.

by MikeBus September 3, 2010

Knowedgeability

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.

Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.

by animeaddict195x July 18, 2007

knobelisk

A sculpture which may, when viewed from the correct angle, resemble an erect penis.

Claire: Hey have you seen that new sculpture, Dream?
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!

by Angel_k May 23, 2010

Knobdale

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018