The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.
One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.
by Mocoholi September 2, 2010
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Shagged, Nailed or had sex with someone
Ben: Hey Terry
Terry: How the fuck do you know my name?
Ben: Haha, You knobbed Row's sister!
Terry: (Pause)... Oh shit.
by Kenish January 15, 2009
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Mick: "I got knobbed by 3 policemen at the weekend"
by frank_stain October 20, 2010
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When you go to someone's house and rub your ass in their door knob but they turn the knob while your ass is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your anus
"Why did you have to get a Tetinus shot?"
-"dude I go knobbed"
by Nigga Kate March 9, 2014
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any pleasurable sexual encounter excluding self gratification where at least one person participating has a knob.
He needs to quit driving so far to get laid and get some local knob knob here in town.
by al.al20 October 7, 2010
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Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004
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