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Knobedge 

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.
Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
Knobedge by MikeBus September 3, 2010
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Knowedgeability 

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.
Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.
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Knobledge 

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!
I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge
Knobledge by Scooby Doobage August 10, 2009

knowedgeability 

The degree to which a person can be know.
I have not yet meet Travis, however I have talk to him on the phone, thus his knowedgeabilityis 3/4. Once I meet Travis his knowedgeability will be at 100%.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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