knoxed

Like goxed, but 1000 times worse with complete denial that anything is out of the ordinary. Could well be followed with nuclear threats.

It will take the Federal Reserve seven years to return 300 tons of German gold. The Bundesbank has been Knoxed.

by Murray R April 19, 2014

knoxed

before your high or buzzed

bro im knoxed right now

by bigchuckypap October 19, 2019

Knoxed Up

To be arrested in a foreign country.

Person A: "I heard Sally got knoxed up during her trip to Italy."
Person B: "That ho got pregnant on her trip to Italy!?"
Person A: "No. Arrested."
Person B: "lol, dudeeeeeeee"

by jewish1 October 2, 2014

Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.

Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.

by MikeBus September 3, 2010

Knowedgeability

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.

Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.

by animeaddict195x July 18, 2007

knowed

Absolute knowledge of the future said in past tense before it actually happens.

I knowed we will be married.

by DAKnowed January 10, 2009

Pulling a Knoxe

The act of someone showing up to a party uninvited. Especially if they’re been denied multiple times

“Should we try get into that motive?”
“Nah ngl we cant be pulling a Knoxe that’s a bit wet”

by Jsonmyfeet39 April 24, 2019