knobdog

Created by popping your old fella in a hot dog bun, decorating to your own specification, before placing the finished article on a suitably-sized plate (your mileage may vary), held at or around waist level; best offered to unsuspecting female friends and/or relatives. Onions/relish optional.

Steve: "Hey, nice knobdog! But dude - where's the mustard?"

by Evil Rob November 8, 2008

Knobfogging

The act in which one Blow's smoke on the head of a penis during oral sex.

He felt a warm breeze as his mate dropped to give him a knobfogging

by Tenntinman October 21, 2016

knobdoodled

Is when doorknobs have been graffitied or written all over

That doors been knobdoodled

by JeromeJay December 6, 2020