Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
Scouse Orig.
The act of intruding, joining in, becoming part of something which doesn't concern you & of which you have insufficient knowledge.
The act of intruding, joining in, becoming part of something which doesn't concern you & of which you have insufficient knowledge.
Jannette: I've always found it works best if you wash it first..
Fleur: Stop gegging in, no one asked you!
Fleur: Stop gegging in, no one asked you!
by Angel_k November 25, 2010
Socially acceptable term for female genitalia, similar to 'Twinkle'. Suitable for use in situations such as family gatherings, weddings and christenings.
Noel: You women can get everything you want, you have the fionuala of power!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!
by Angel_k June 15, 2010
Claire: Hey have you seen that new sculpture, Dream?
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!
by Angel_k May 23, 2010
The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'
Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
by Angel_k June 26, 2022
Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.
Rarely successful.
Rarely successful.
Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
by Angel_k April 12, 2011
Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
by Angel_k June 01, 2011