Knobery

Behavior displaying an extraordinary and completely avoidable lack of common sense.

Ashleigh committed an act of knobery when she asked someone to work three days after surgery before checking that he had already requested the day off.

Knobery by ILoveBijan7Robinson August 20, 2026

Knobery

Behavior displaying an extraordinary and completely avoidable lack of common sense.

She committed an act of knobery when she asked someone to work three days after surgery before checking that he had already requested the day off.

Knobery by ILoveBijan7Robinson August 20, 2026

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

Knobert Whoredrey 

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

Knobert Whoredrey by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

Slob Knobbery 

This is a practice or art conducted by many females (usu. loose or slutty in nature) that dedicate themselves to perfecting and creating new ways to perform a blow job. This art is conducted usu. on a daily basis and involves fluids from the female's cunt mumbler or saliva.

I can tell by the way she sucks on that lollipop that she is highly skilled in the art of Slob Knobbery.

Slob Knobbery by thadelus January 30, 2009

knobert 

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

knobert by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004

knobbery 

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

knobbery by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008