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Robert Fryar sucks knobs, therefore he is a knobert.
Robert Fryar is a Knobert.
knobert by Robert Fryar June 19, 2004

Knobert Whoredrey 

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.
#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."
I kobert that shot last night
kobert by flamerider03 February 28, 2021
a female idiot or knob acts is a loser.
said jokely, in loving terms to your close friends. unnless said with anger in your tone of voice
rosie i cant belive you told him that....you KNOBETTA
knobetta by nyla September 29, 2004

knoxbert 

It means fuck off you n00b. Originated in the 2000's, it has been around for over a week!
Your Friend: Hey you want to go bang my girlfriend and then I'll come in and act like she just cheated on me?

You: KNOXBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
knoxbert by Minh February 5, 2005
Blow Job
Knob means penis knober is a BJ. Or mix up the two words and say knob the knober ... knober my knob either way....KJ for knob job
knober by PistolDee October 22, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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