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An ugly person, typically female (we think) that has corn kernel looking teeth. Small, yellow, stinky, and ugly.
Omg did you see Sara, she is such a knobe!
Knobe by Cowduckgoose June 5, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
a very unrespected man with a large penis
man 1 : hey look at that knobe

man 2: wow what a big penis he has
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knob-slob 

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.
His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.
knob-slob by The Empress II October 25, 2010
A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.
Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.
knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)
I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.
Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

chrome knob 

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female
Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.
chrome knob by Math Wizard March 21, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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