Knobdu

When someone is from Transylvania who works in IT and thinks he knows everything and thinks he's hot property with the girls but totally is the biggest, cringiest knob you know on Earth.

Person 1: See that guy, his name is Radu, he argues with his boss, thinks he knows everything and when he sees pretty ladies, he thinks he is top shit and reckons he's going to hook up with them.

Person 2: Aye...the guy is absolute Knob!

Person 1: A classic Knobdu!

by JoseConseko February 3, 2023

knobdog

Created by popping your old fella in a hot dog bun, decorating to your own specification, before placing the finished article on a suitably-sized plate (your mileage may vary), held at or around waist level; best offered to unsuspecting female friends and/or relatives. Onions/relish optional.

Steve: "Hey, nice knobdog! But dude - where's the mustard?"

by Evil Rob November 8, 2008

knobule

not quite a knob but a knobule

'mate you acted like a right knobule'

by Chris K March 12, 2004

Knobcurry

Jizz, splurge, ejaculate, etc

She guzzled my knobcurry yo.

by Failazx January 25, 2021

knobfuck

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the vagina; or, an insult to someone who is as useless as said intercourse.

Cdog forgot to pick me up again, he's such a knobfuck.

by Jizzones April 26, 2004

knobcunt

Knobcunt, a person who is a bit of a div and disrespectful in general. Usually the person in the club that is a complete liability that everyone tries to avoid!

Don't invite him to the party, the guy is a proper knobcunt!

by Kane LAKUK June 3, 2018

Knobnut

A tosser, a wanker , stupid fool

god did u see that guy driving like a crazy fool hes a real Knobnut

by fuckimgoodjustaskme August 9, 2008