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knobulate 

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.
James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"
knobulate by tom January 17, 2004

knobulate 

Verb to describe various activities usually related to the phallus (penis) such as sex, wanking, oral sex, etc.

Also can also be used to describe dominating someone at online gaming.
nublet: im going to knobulate you 2nite. lolz im so horny!

can be modified:
act of super-knobulation
sh1t! you nobulate pro!
knobulate by tonypepporoni May 2, 2006
not quite a knob but a knobule
'mate you acted like a right knobule'
knobule by Chris K March 12, 2004

kimbulate 

To turn your pillow to the cooler side
Eric: Omg I kimbulated like 6 times yesterday. It felt so good.
Jason: Wow I only kimbulated like 4 times.
kimbulate by Refrigeratorz March 4, 2009

Krebulate 

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{Definition}
Kreb·u·late (krĕb"·yōō·lāt') VERB:

1. To merely exist. To do nothing more than be.

2. To be wholly lazy with oneself; To be so smally active as to be inactive.

Kreb·u·la·ting (krĕb"·yōō·lā'·teeng) TRANSITIVE VERB:

1. The ongoing process of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lat·er (krĕb"·yōō·lāt'·ər) NOUN:

1. One who merely exist.

Kreb·u·la·tion (krĕb'·yōō·lā"·shən) NOUN:

1. The act of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lant (krĕb"·yōō·lănt') ADJECTIVE:

1. The state of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lance (krĕb"·yōō·lăns') NOUN:

1. The effect of the act of merely existing.

{based-on the stem name "Sir Hans Adolf Krebs" (German born British physician and biochemist) who, in 1937 (along with seminal work from Albert Szent-Györgyi) identified the cellular metabolic process now commonly called the "Kreb cycle" (a.k.a.: the "citric acid cycle" or the "tricarboxylic acid cycle.") As the process suggests; what is needed for the cell's energy production (and storage and eventual release, as well as other needed processes for it to exist and merely function) so it is with this definition.}
"We'd get more work done if he wouldn't just Krebulate, while on the clock."

"I'm afraid all that she's doing is Krebulating, during her coma."

"Being a Krebulater is one sure way of gaining weight and destroying ones health."

"Krebulation alone, may well yet be, the cause of the down-fall of our society."

"You could have a rich and rewarding life if you weren't so Krebulant."

"Krebulance leads to ineffectiveness."
Krebulate by drochalsey May 19, 2009

Knobelate 

When a person eats their own or someone else's Penis.
"Did you hear about james? He knobelates his penis"
Knobelate by BIZARRE BERRY July 18, 2023