One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an
asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to
go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and
cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my
ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like
crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin'
cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.