Klumpå

You have the same typ of "girth" as an Alexander.

You are such a Klumpå

by xX_Pu$$y_$layer_Xx July 23, 2023

Kumpaste

Verb; when a male ejaculates onto his partners tooth brush and has them brush their teeth with it to achieve pearly whites.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with kumpaste!

by kumpaster February 20, 2011

Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klump

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

Klumfayonaise

Another word for lady sauce. Or as other people would call it, vaginal discharge.

Steve: Dat beech had bad klumfayonaise
Sean: I know, it smelt like mouldy milk

by MammalPoop May 9, 2011

Pulling a Koumpa

1. Getting a girl drunk enough to have sex with you.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.

Where's Peter?

In the room with that girl.

Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?

Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...

by Vomit Comet February 20, 2011

J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010