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Klocking 

studying achieve a 10 on a slut test; Doing whatever it takes to keep the legs apart; Boasting about how easy thereself is
Sherri: Just got asked to model for PlayBoy when I turn 18 :) yea or nah?

George: Will you stop Klocking?
Klocking by CornyVirgins December 31, 2011
Words you can keep

I hear you knocking 

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.
I hear you knocking by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020
Something your family can’t do before they enter your room
*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”
Knocking by elv14 October 27, 2020
Punching a Door until it opens
* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!
Knocking by 7Macros February 21, 2021

Ninja Knocking 

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.
Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool
Ninja Knocking by joejoebuffalo October 7, 2009
Something that occurs when combustion of some of the air/fuel mixture in the cylinder does not result from propagation of the flame front ignited by the spark plug, but one or more pockets of air/fuel mixture explode outside the envelope of the normal combustion front.
Modern cars are prone to low-speed knocking
Knocking by Sir. B October 24, 2020

Twat Knocking 

v; the female equivalent of "busting balls."
Relax, girl. I'm just twat knocking.
Twat Knocking by Funwithwordsdotorg November 30, 2011
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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