Juban

A person of Cuban descent who tends to lean towards Jewish tendencies. This type of person will always find the cheaper way to do something.
Joe: Hey look, the record store has a sale on Ricky Martin Cd's, your favorite Hispanic singer/songwriter. Would you care for a ride to go buy one?
Don: No way!!! I'd rather wait until I can pick one up from the free section of Craigslist.
Joe: You may be waiting a while.
Don: Who cares? I'm not spending 3 of my hard earned dollars on something I know I can find cheaper.
Ricky Martin: Don, you are such a Juban.
by joejoebuffalo April 07, 2009
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Peanut Stick

1. When intercourse is being performed in a sandy location, the male will pull his penis out of the vagina, slide it in the sand, and re-insert it into the vagina. Thus giving the woman a Peanut Stick.

2. A delicious confection treat dipped in peanuts. ex. Donut
Bob: Man, I really gave her the old peanut stick last night.

Steve: Ooooh that must have hurt!!!

Bob: Not me, that's why I wear a condom. ;-)
by JoeJoeBuffalo August 06, 2007
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Acid Rot

The steady decline of muscular function, speech, provocative thought, etc. due to the regular use of L.S.D. This is mostly attributed to the holes that are eaten into your brain tissue by the constant bombardment of dangerous chemicals.
ex1.
Dalton: Hey Dwayne, you wanna go shoot some hoops?

Dwayne: I can't lift a basketball, man. I'm gonna go trip on acid, wanna come?

Dalton: Sure.

ex2.
Peter: Remember Jimbo? He used to be in advanced classes when he was in 8th grade, what ever happened to him?

Laverne: Poor kid got Acid Rot. I guess all he does now is sit at home and watch reruns of Pokemon.

Peter: That's sad, I wonder if he can get me any acid?

Ex.3
Scott: Please think for me, I can't bare to. I'll just lie here for a while. Wet myself, wet my bed.

Mary: I heard you're looking for me, I brought you your last cigarette too!

Scott: Water cleanses you know.
by joejoebuffalo June 16, 2009
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3FL

This term is used for Facebook buddies, most commonly people that you hardly know in real life.

The abbreviation stands for: Facebook Friends For Life.

See also: Facebookemon
Robert: Looks like I have yet another random friend request on Facebook. Oh well, I'll add them. Maybe we can be 3FL!
by joejoebuffalo August 05, 2009
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Cheney The Bitch

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.
ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch
by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007
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Ninja Knocking

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.
Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool
by joejoebuffalo October 07, 2009
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Mother Fool

This is a G rated way to say Mother Fucker. Most often seen on movies adapted from the big screen to television.

Using this phrase, directors allow for a smooth flow of dialog while still getting the intended message across to the audience.
Yo Mother Fool, Ima cap yo big sass.

Translation:
Yo Mother Fucker, Ima cap yo bitch ass.

Further translation (to English):
Hello person that I dislike greatly, I am going to use this opportunity to shoot you utilizing my illegal handgun.
by joejoebuffalo September 21, 2009
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