punching 

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

punching by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 23, 2006

Punching 

If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating

- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.

Punching by Sugamamaaa__ January 29, 2021

Punching 

To insert a clenched fist into a sexual orifice for the purpose of gratification for the receiving party. A variation on fisting and not to be confused for synonymous with that act. There is tenuous precautions deliberately taken to prevent injury or pain. The possibility of pain and the borderline thereof typically aids in the gratification of participating parties.

Kristen Stewart: Are you ready for my whole fist? I'm going to be punching you right in the pooper!

Robert Pattinson: I was born ready, sweetheart.

"I like punching my partners, it adds a bit of spice to our relationship." - Chris Brown

Punching by 3nigma69 April 7, 2011

Punching 

A word to describe a very good looking person

I'm going out to find some punching women

Punching by Arkley June 19, 2022

punching 

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.

I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2

punching by showww July 31, 2023

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Punching The Clown 

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

Punching The Clown by Nick Conte October 4, 2005