When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.

"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."

hell kindling by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

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kirklin

A cute, smart, sweet funny boi who meows when happy and is an absolute darling

Me: Kirklin seems very happy today!
Friend: Yes, did you hear him meowing not long ago?

kirklin by Eddster December 11, 2017

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gold kickline

Perfection at its finest.
The greatest accumulation of talent, beauty, and overall pizazz.
The most amazing group of people ever.
A flawless performance of pure talent and awe.

You're so amazing, you must be on gold kickline!
Man, I wish I was good enough to be on gold kickline.

gold kickline by danceluverxo95 December 16, 2011

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Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.

Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.

Kindling by MisterPicklesss July 2, 2019

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