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When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth
In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.
by The_Cheater7 May 08, 2010
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A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003
In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,
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