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Kindlenap 

You checked out or rented an eBook on your e-reader, but you haven't finished as the due date approaches. You disconnect the reader from the internet (airplane mode, for example) so Kindle can't erase the expired book from your reader until you finish: you are Kindlenapping the book.
Damn, I still haven't gotten to the climax of *50 Shades Darker* and I have to work tomorrow. I'll turn off the Wi-Fi so I can Kindlenap it until I have some alone time next weekend.
Kindlenap by burnt sox November 28, 2021
the name givin to a person of mature age that still acts like a kid. In most cases this is person can also be called KT
your such a Kidlin! why did u do that stupid thing!!
Kidlin by S.d 123 October 19, 2009

Kindling 

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.
Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.
Kindling by crzyblnd1 November 16, 2011

hell kindling 

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.
"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."
hell kindling by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

Kindling 

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.
Kindling by MisterPicklesss July 2, 2019

Kingling 

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.
Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.
Kingling by oksloth September 17, 2012