kindling

kindling <noun> a child that has never read a book with real pages.

When presented with a paperback copy of Animal Farm, a look of shock appeared in the kindling's eyes.

by sirlancsallot December 20, 2011

kindling

n. a group or gathering of red-headed people gingers

I saw several kindlings of gingers at the St. Patrick's day parade.

by ajinjaninja December 14, 2012

Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.

Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.

by crzyblnd1 June 03, 2011

Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.

Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.

by MisterPicklesss July 03, 2019

Kindle

contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian

1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny

by MichealCeraFan February 26, 2018

kindle

what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus

old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?

old lady: a kindle

friend: ohhh

by thattallbitch January 29, 2015

Kindled

To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.

Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!

by kpdrake126 January 08, 2011