by crzyblnd1 June 3, 2011
When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
by MisterPicklesss July 3, 2019
by Alfetta159 August 3, 2011
The act of reading a book on a Kindle while another person you are with is reading a Kindle book at the same time.
My husband and I were both reading from a Kindle at the same time and I came up with the word Kindling. Kind of a new form of cuddling.
My husband and I were both reading from a Kindle at the same time and I came up with the word Kindling. Kind of a new form of cuddling.
by Katper January 25, 2019
contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian
1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
by MichealCeraFan February 26, 2018
old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
by thattallbitch January 29, 2015
Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
by kpdrake126 January 8, 2011