Kindle

contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian

1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny

by MichealCeraFan February 27, 2018

kindle

what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus

old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?

old lady: a kindle

friend: ohhh

by thattallbitch January 29, 2015

Kindle

the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.

You still in the kindle with the girl from the gym?

by jdhughes March 27, 2011

kindle

To read a book or a newspaper on a Kindle e-reading device

"I'm kindling now, call you back in ten minutes."

"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."

"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."

"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."

"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"

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by PRwiz101 March 4, 2009

Kindle

An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.

Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?

Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?

by ryguyfly May 29, 2011

Kindle

To remotely delete files without the user's knowledge or permission.

"I had a great little game on my iPhone, but Apple Kindled it!"

by taltamir July 24, 2009

kindle

A group of kittens... awww...

what a cute little kindle!

by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007