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White spots on your dick
Yo he got kerpse on his dick
kerpse by shingwynol March 28, 2021
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A kerpse is rehire a pimple or a white head on your penis
Hey qloopie want to suck me off but be careful it has a kerpse on it
Kerpse by Kerpse sucker March 28, 2021
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Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017
Some one with a very adaptable personality, they can be nice, mean, sexy, corny, boring ,creative, loud, & quiet depending on the situation to reap any and all benefits, a chameleon really, changeable and having many talents. they only show their true colors to those they deem worthy, if you got changed up on, played, or confused its more than likely your own fault, a chameleon changes colors as a defense against predators. they are mostly kind , but don't play yo self there is more than meets the eye with these people an inner strength hidden away from the world avoid ending up on the wrong side of that power and adaptability.
One conversation with Kersey is very interesting and thought provoking because Kersey is so random Changeable, and unique .
kersey by bearpak August 14, 2017
He gets really proud of himself when he solves a rubik's cube
He loves sending innocent people to the office
He loves his nephew
look its kepseu!
Kepseu by Zombs legend February 20, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.
Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.
kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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