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A kerpse is rehire a pimple or a white head on your penis
Hey qloopie want to suck me off but be careful it has a kerpse on it
Kerpse by Kerpse sucker March 28, 2021
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Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017
Some one with a very adaptable personality, they can be nice, mean, sexy, corny, boring ,creative, loud, & quiet depending on the situation to reap any and all benefits, a chameleon really, changeable and having many talents. they only show their true colors to those they deem worthy, if you got changed up on, played, or confused its more than likely your own fault, a chameleon changes colors as a defense against predators. they are mostly kind , but don't play yo self there is more than meets the eye with these people an inner strength hidden away from the world avoid ending up on the wrong side of that power and adaptability.
One conversation with Kersey is very interesting and thought provoking because Kersey is so random Changeable, and unique .
kersey by bearpak August 14, 2017
He gets really proud of himself when he solves a rubik's cube
He loves sending innocent people to the office
He loves his nephew
look its kepseu!
Kepseu by Zombs legend February 20, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.
Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.
kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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