When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes

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Ketasexual by Danielfromconnecticut August 7, 2020

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Keemsexual

Someone attracted to garden gnomes.

Guy 1:I think i'm Keemsexual
Guy 2:Fagg

Keemsexual by Shaggy The St.Weed June 27, 2016

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kpopsexual

extremely homophobic

kpop stan: im kpopsexual
me: no ur not

kpopsexual by Lipshyunjin February 14, 2021

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kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the people of or the nation state of Kekistan.

A- Oh god that frog statue is so hot..
B- Fuck are you a kekisexual?
A- Yep.

kekisexual by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

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kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the nation state or peoples of kekistan. this sexuality is highly ridiculed by the lgbtquia+ community due to the leanings of native kekistanis branding Kek's chosen people as nazis and any who agree as nazis.

A- Hey I like that guy with the green flag.
B- You like kekistanis?!?! Filthy kekisexual Naziiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kekisexual by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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