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kerosene
Kerosene
Kerosene by megabigmac May 8, 2022
kerosene kid
A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby
Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.
I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.
I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?
Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.
Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.
Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
kerosene kid by Definitionary October 21, 2022
kerosene dream
kerosene dream by loserfish October 2, 2006
Kerosene Male
A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.
“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”
Kerosene Male by Chicago Male October 1, 2022
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