Keesee
a long poem, typically one derived from ancient oral tradition, narrating the deeds and adventures of heroic or legendary figures or the history of a nation
Keesee by Epic Guy aka so epic dude December 12, 2021
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Hayden Keesee
The best person in the whole wide world! They usually have curly blonde pretty hair. They are the kindest most loving person you will ever meet in your whole life and you will probably fall in love with them (forever). Don’t lose a Hayden! They don’t deserve you. Sweetest kindest athletic and always very muscular. Someone you will never forget.
Hayden Keesee by Littleskittles17 March 31, 2022
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Keesee • keeseekoose • Hayden Keesee • Keester • Kelsee • Keeshed • Keesje • keeeee • keelee • keeneeh
Keeshed
The single most versatile word in the history of the world. It basically means "done", but it can refer to many diverse situations. "Keeshed" can mean Drunk, Full, High, Tired, Passed Out, Screwed, or any number of other things.
When John and Austin came back from downtown they were so keeshed that they fought in the hall for 45 minutes before passing out on the futon.
Keeshed by Smitty2112 January 8, 2010
keelee
Very Outgoing, Loud, Friendly, Never Shy, Loves to Party,Great Sence Of Style,Natural Beauty,Doesnt Care What People Think or Say!
keelee by THE FRIEND OF THAT PERSON November 28, 2013
Keester Kiss
An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
Keester Kiss by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005
keestering
Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016
keeeeel
keeeeel by Nick Flanagan September 16, 2007
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