keestering
Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016
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Kettering high school
This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
Kettering high school by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
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Meestering
When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007
Keistering
Keistering by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
Kettering
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Kettering University
Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).
82% men, 100% sausage fest.
82% men, 100% sausage fest.
Kettering University by Prometheus September 17, 2004
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