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The single most versatile word in the history of the world. It basically means "done", but it can refer to many diverse situations. "Keeshed" can mean Drunk, Full, High, Tired, Passed Out, Screwed, or any number of other things.
When John and Austin came back from downtown they were so keeshed that they fought in the hall for 45 minutes before passing out on the futon.
Keeshed by Smitty2112 January 8, 2010
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A South African Slang word for crazy drunk or fucked up.
Dude, you were so keeshed last night !!
Keeshed by Ghey March 8, 2017
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feeling the effects of marijuana, or simply put as high or stoned. Also can be used as a word describing how tired or worn out you are after smoking weed.
Digg and Michael were keeshed after rippin a bowl at the park.
Keeshed by Officer Billy April 18, 2009
verb. to be 'kershed' is to be within receipt of social security benefits or to be commonly known as 'fucked' - ultimately pertaining from the orig. source of cockney rhyming slang 'kershaw' ie. 'poor' - see 'po'' 'gypo' or even'giro scum'(a northern colloquialism) for further reference.
As in " It was such a terrible tragedy. He had so much much to give, but alas, he kershed his life away..."
kershed by petray July 6, 2008
when you cash out or when ur hella bumb or lazy looking
Lmao I Keished last night after the party.
To be complete or finished. A word typically used when all the marijuana has been exhausted.
Some people use it simply as to be complete/finished, but this word only applies to MJ.
Dude, the bowl is kieshed.

bad example: Man, I am so kieshed out from last night.
kieshed by Dubba Trubba May 13, 2005
orig. Midwest United States

When a bowl of marijuana has been fully consumed or burnt. This can be brought upon via flame or the cooking method employed by a vaporizer.
Matt: "Dude, that bowl was seriously kieshed when you handed it to me!"

Chad: "It was not kieshed! At least you swallowed the Scooby Snacks."
kieshed by Mojo the Rev. February 12, 2009
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