9 definitions by Nick Flanagan

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan December 9, 2007

keeeeel

keeeel : something said to somebody who is annoying you.

Arkayna : stfu or I'll keeeeel you Elwin.

by Nick Flanagan September 6, 2007

drug sober

the state obtained from not consuming narcotics, due to lack of availability or lack of interest, however, consumption of alcohol may have occurred.

John: "You alright mate?"
Tim : "yeah, had a few beers but I'm drug sober man"

by Nick Flanagan November 17, 2007

shmang

an undefined amount of grime that appears on clothes, skin etc especially after eating crisps or saucy foods.

Everytime I leave the cinema my hands are always covered in shmang.

by Nick Flanagan December 17, 2007

Sugar Puff

1. Sugar Puffs is a honey flavoured breakfast cereal made from sugar coated wheat that is sold in the United Kingdom. For many years it was made by the Quaker Oats Company but in 2006 it was sold to Big Bear t/a Honey Monster Foods, based in Leicester.

2. A diabetic.

Martin : I got some nice chocolate bars for your kids.
Greg: Thanks! That was very thoughtful of you, I'll share them between Alice and John, little Barry can't have any though as he has to watch his bloods, he's a sugar puff.

by Nick Flanagan November 2, 2010

threntin

Excellent, amazing, best quality, fantastic. Taken from the word Threnty meaning highest quality mp3 available (320kbps).

John: "got any weed man?"
Tom: "yeah man, you need some?"
John: "is it any good?"
Tom: "Fuck yeah, it's threntin man, totally threntin"

by Nick Flanagan November 14, 2007

house husband

A man who acts tough but is actually a big sissy.

a coward

a sissy

Jeremy : 'What did you call me? I'm gonna kick your ass!'
Brian : 'Shut up Jeremy, we all know you're a big house husband'

by Nick Flanagan November 14, 2007