Keesje

A Keesje is someone who is bad at Rock Paper Scissors and is a bit too obsessed with the late 2000s show Gilmore Girls yet we still love her.

Oh did you hear that Keesje lost Rock Paper Scissors again

by Uma342526 December 15, 2021

Keesje

My little pookie baby is the light of my life. I could not live without my boo boo bear

"I love keesje so much, I think about her everyday."

by Anonieme Jumbo Medewerker April 2, 2024

Keesje

I love my pookie. She is the light in my life, and she is my purpose <3

"I love Keesje so much, she is amazing."

by Anonieme Jumbo Medewerker April 2, 2024

Keeshed

The single most versatile word in the history of the world. It basically means "done", but it can refer to many diverse situations. "Keeshed" can mean Drunk, Full, High, Tired, Passed Out, Screwed, or any number of other things.

When John and Austin came back from downtown they were so keeshed that they fought in the hall for 45 minutes before passing out on the futon.

by Smitty2112 January 8, 2010

Keester Kiss

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.

It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.

by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005

keestering

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007