Junot
A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.
"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"
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crummy juncture
A bad time
and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016
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Up The Junction
Up The Junction by CHANCHANMAN October 18, 2009
Junktion
The intersection of balls and shaft.
-Hey, where's Steve?
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.
Junk Junction
A shitty place where one lands that has one minute to loot then has to spend half the game running across the fucking map with a couple of grey pistols
Junk Junction by xxyeetxx September 24, 2018
Mingo Junction
A small town along the Ohio river. Contains stoners ,alcoholics, and just down right party fuckers. Don't fret, all you white collar bastards. Mingo is contained with decent people, maybe not the one you socialist dicks call normal....but righteous anyway.
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful"
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful"
People in Mingo Junction do get drunk a lot .
Yeah so what they tuff guys anyway.
Yeah, your right, im so so so sorry mister.
Yeah so what they tuff guys anyway.
Yeah, your right, im so so so sorry mister.
Mingo Junction by Tigerious Annthromorp October 20, 2009
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