157 definitions by Simon

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 15, 2004

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by Simon February 1, 2005

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon March 7, 2005

88 mph

the speed needed to travel thru time

by Simon February 16, 2003

state of mind

an up and coming band from the scunthorpe area in united kingdom, they are recording a cd and doing the club circuit at the moment check them out!!! check out www.stateofmindmusic.tk

Band from Scunthorpe they play metal music and classic metal

by Simon January 7, 2005

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003