bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003

Nokias

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

by Simon April 23, 2003

lacegirl

1. Hot female, mainly in age to have sex,who likes to wear and show lace underwear.

2. The most comon girls in the adut japanese comics.

1. A lacegirl is the right kind of bitch to suck your cock early in the mornig.

2. Minako's underwear is so sweet, I think she's the best japanese lacegirl.

by simon August 24, 2004

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!

The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.

by Simon October 11, 2004

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by simon February 01, 2005