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emojipasta

it's like a copypasta, but with a shit ton of emojis
an example of an emojipasta :
👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!
by SIMON July 5, 2017
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ficknoster

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts
ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth
by simon September 3, 2008
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ploppies

A cute term for shit, manure, poo. I first heard the character Randy (the fat borderline retarded) brother on "My Name Is Earl" use this to refer to cow shit.
Earl, he made his hut out of cow ploppies. No woner why it has that smell!
When I cleaned my kitten's litter pan, she left a lot of ploppies because I fed her too much people food.
by Simon May 19, 2008
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Spunko

Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
by Simon December 26, 2006
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petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.
-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.
by simon October 22, 2006
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Gilly

Why are you being so Gilly? Its only 20p.
by Simon October 3, 2006
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Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(
by Simon July 9, 2006
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