157 definitions by Simon

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003

meecrob

To be stinkier than poo.

This food smells like meecrob

by Simon April 16, 2003

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.

if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.

by Simon September 2, 2003

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.

"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"

by Simon March 25, 2004

Kabooblers

Refering to a large chest on a woman, when they do not meet the kaboobler requirements they are merely (kabooblets)

Guy #1 : Man, check out her kabooblers
Guy #2 : Yeah they are huge kabooblers
Guy #3 : Nah, they are just average kabooblets

by Simon May 11, 2004

kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.

Omai wa kami wa usagi des!

by Simon April 3, 2005