157 definitions by Simon

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion
1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
by Simon November 14, 2004
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When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.
Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!
by Simon February 1, 2005
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a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
oh no, look simape is coming for us
by Simon December 13, 2004
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The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 2, 2003
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To be stinkier than poo.
This food smells like meecrob
by Simon April 16, 2003
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A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?
by Simon December 5, 2003
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The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets
Don't throw those chug nuts at me
by Simon April 15, 2003
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