Simon's definitions

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 5, 2004

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 9, 2003

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003