157 definitions by Simon
A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
by Simon December 5, 2003
by Simon April 15, 2003
A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.
by Simon October 15, 2004
1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
by Simon November 14, 2004
by Simon February 1, 2005