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When A person typically female begs for attention and causes chaos Until the chosen female gets their attention typically, they are a fat fuck behind the screen and cannot move anywhere other than their bedroom Lies about going to the gym and participating in exercises to get fit to stay healthy while at the same time wreaking havoc on a box of cosmic brownies. 12
Damn that bitch Junoing!
Junoing by DiscipleTruist December 5, 2022
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the action of drinking directly from a large beverage bottle such as a milk carton 2 liter soft drink or Sunny D
person 1: why don't you just pour that into a glass?
person 2: cause I'm junoing it.
junoing by dancerr. June 28, 2009
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When you drink orange juice straight out of the container
I gave my entire family herpes because I've been Junoing when no one was looking all day
Junoing by humus rulz 101 April 7, 2016
Junging- (v) 1. the act of behaving like a Jung 2. A pastime of one Eugene Jung 3. What happens when a chronic typoist misreads the word jujing
She believed that he was showing symptons of junging.
junging by Dumbassing July 3, 2014
The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.
"Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?"

"Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"
Junking by Chicks99 July 18, 2013

Junking Around 

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.
Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"
Junking Around by Nanook18 October 21, 2007

JunoNights 

A chair fall person. A just chatting streamer. Who is loved by chat
JunoNights Is a cool person
JunoNights by Oscy#5791 February 1, 2023
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