junoing

the action of drinking directly from a large beverage bottle such as a milk carton 2 liter soft drink or Sunny D

person 1: why don't you just pour that into a glass?
person 2: cause I'm junoing it.

by dancerr. June 28, 2009

The Juno

When a girl's hair has outgrown her haircut: she wears her hair in a ponytail and tucks her bangs behind her ears, as the title character does in the movie "Juno."

"Dude, I need a haircut real bad. I've been doing the Juno for a week now."

by SanneStealsSocks June 05, 2009

Juno

a homosexual

wow juno is so gay

by PrettyCariWifey August 09, 2021

Juno

My cat

"Juno, I just fed you."

by kelzierose September 06, 2011

Juno

She was the Roman Queen of the Gods! Enough about this bloody movie already!

Juno has had enough of your shit.

by grumpy gus July 11, 2008

Juno

A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3

I love you, Juno.

by mahmah. July 18, 2010

Juno

The best name

1“What’s the best name”

2“My cat is named juno and it suits her fines so Juno”

by ._I May 22, 2022