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A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.
That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.
by Tony Atlas January 14, 2008
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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One who delivers the milk for great justice. Seeks to white out the scene until their is no evidence except milk.
Milkman- I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
by teh milkedman May 27, 2009
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Person bowling last in a Tenpin bowling team, as they must always deliver in the last frame to determine the fate of the match.
Jimmy really delivered in the Milkman spot last night.
by thedhg May 03, 2013
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The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.
by Corey Wagner April 14, 2005
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milk man is a pseudonym for a person who sells alcohol to people under the age of 21 since you cant obtain alcohol under that age in dubai, and delivers it, it is not legal but i bet you, you could search “milk” in any teenagers phone and find atleast one, thank you milkmen for your services!
their prices range from a 100 to over 1,000 for expensive bottles like blue label whiskey, if you get absolut vodka for more than a 100, you are getting ripped off!
e.g 1: “Hey rami hit up your milk man and lets get a bottle to celebrate my new turbo”
e.g 2: “Gosh i need a milk man who has grey goose
by owmg October 18, 2018
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