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He’s sometimes mean. Trying to be a boxer. says he’s cool. always beats up Ethan. always asks for the laptop
Ethan: *playing roblox* LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOOO
Juewan: it’s been an hour get out it’s my turn
Ethan: wait!
10 seconds later..
Juewan: can i use it
Ethan: FINE BECAUSE YOUR BEING ANNOYING
Juewan by anonymous July 18, 2022
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The definition of the perfect boy. He is a great friend, boyfriend, husband and father. He is the sweetest and most thoughtful person you will ever meet. He is one of the most amazing people all around. He has a freaky side too. He will be the love of your life and your soulmate forever.
Girl 1: My bf is so sweet and treats me like a queen.

Girl 2: You got a Juwan.
Juwan by sneaksmith September 30, 2014
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juwany roman 

A boy whose personality is only for some people. He goes by the name flamingeos on every social media, most people know him for being lorens ex boyfriend but he is more than that. He is also a professional dumbass!
girl 1 "Juwany roman is perfect!"
girl 2 "ikr"
girl 3 "you guys are such fangirls 😂"
Jewanne is probably a top-tier smash player and gamer all around. Overall Jewanne is athletic, smart, funny, and just fun to be around.
Dang Jewanne keeps dropping trees on me, he is just too good.
Jewanne by Hohafungame April 25, 2020
A name for people who usually get girls. Juwans usually

hang out with girls and get them to blow you. Juwans are also usually cute, and sexy. Juwans are also very sensitive, and will give you the silence treatment for awhile.
Christine: Hey Meg! are you with Juwan

Meg: Yeah, im giving him a bj.....

Christine: Damn!! tell him next week.....
Juwan by firedong June 10, 2011

jewanner 

a person that counts small change is very tight with there money and wears a pouch of jew gold around her neck.

also know to pick up 5c coins to add to there stash
"hey can i borrow 5c?"
"no"
"aww man your such a jewanner"
jewanner by the allknowing god January 14, 2010

Juwanna Black 

1. A White man or woman that so desperately wants to be Black, that they only date Black men and women, and speak Ebonics. Also known as a Poser.
I saw this hot ass white chick at the club last night, but she said I was too white for her. I hate Juwanna Black chicks!
Juwanna Black by the2ndflood March 3, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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