the2ndflood's definitions

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Lockup - You Know?

Lockup is a documentary which airs on MSNBC. The show documents inmates serving time in jails and prisons. "You Know?" is the most commonly said phrase; which is used excessively by almost every single inmate. So Lockup - You Know? comes from the simple fact that the show is called "Lockup", and that every episode will include people that will say "You Know?" at the end of each one of their sentence.

Roses are red, you know? Violets are blue, you know? The inmates on Lockup can't articulate their thoughts without saying you know, you know? So it ends up being all about Lockup - You Know?

by the2ndflood July 7, 2010

Prego Trip

1. A woman that claims to have gotten pregnant accidentally by falling on another mans dick. 2. A woman that cheated and became pregnant from another man's seed. 3. A woman that is lying just to get on the Maury Povich show.

Until I see some proof, that baby is not mine! How can a Prego trip on a dick?!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Paris Feet

The term is used to describe women with very LONG feet. Paris Hilton wears a size 11 shoe, despite only being 5' 8" tall. So along with being as ugly as ugly can possibly get, Paris Hilton has freakish large feet for someone her size. Long feet aren't ugly per say, but they are ugly on Paris Hilton.

I think a woman's feet are sexy, but damn you have a bad case of Paris Feet! I bet a 5 ton truck couldn't knock you off of those giant feet!

by the2ndflood August 21, 2008

Red Nosing it

A term used to describe the act of using your nose to pleasure a woman vaginally on her period. To use ones nose to stimulate a womans clitoris while she is still menstruating.

What type of woman would allow a man to be Red Nosing it? Not my type of woman for damn sure!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Implants Income

Implants Income refers to the practice of a woman getting breast implants just so she can create an adult web site and make money. The women that make money off of the "Implants Income" concept; don't even have to be a model or even be attractive. The idea is that there is a fetish for giant fake breasts and those who are into that fetish don't really care what the woman looks like; as long as her breasts are freakishly large. Examples of Implants Income models are BB Gunns, Chelsea Charms, Echo Valley and Maxi Mounds. All 4 of these models fall into the MILF category and all are not very unique or attractive. But because they are possess giant breasts; they all have web sites that generate large amounts of revenue. So setting up Implants Income is easy. 1# Get giant breasts implants. 2# Create a web site. And 3# Pose for pictures and video clips.

(Woman 1) So I'm trying to find a way to make money without having to really work at it. (Woman 2) What about Implants Income? (Woman 1) What would I have to do? (Woman 2) Just get breast implants and pose. You don't even have to keep in shape or anything. All the guys want to see is your giant freakish breast! You most likely won't be able to leave your house afterwards without looking like a freak, but the money will be good. (Woman 1) I'm Sold! Freakish Breast Here I Come!!!

by the2ndflood September 28, 2008