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Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.
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Joojeh Artist 

a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .

also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)

a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.

Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.

If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.

If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !

If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!

A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?

Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !

Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???

B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?

A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .

B: what artist!?

Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!

B: oh shit here we go again...
Sales driving machine!!!

The human version of a honey badger.
The dynasty crusher.
The elite slayer.

The swag killer.

Hunts honey badgers even though he is the human version of one.

The giant demolisher.

Money Mesa destroyer.

Jojuan is as close to a god as a human could be.
I wish I was Jojuan.
Jojuan by TheMafia December 12, 2012
Pronounced with a soft 'j'. Both a noun and an adjective used to describe something so cute af you kinda wanna smush your face into it. Generally reserved for animals, small children and Hodor from Game Of Thrones.
That jooja looks so jooja.

His pupper is a heckin jooja.

Damn, gurl. That kid in the Batman costume is so jooja my ovaries just exploded.
jooja by Fazimundo May 28, 2019

joojoo eyeball 

used in the song "Come Together" by The Beatles; meaning a look that gives bad karma, like evil-eye
joojoo eyeball by kdl42 June 10, 2008

Jootuber 

One who surfs for random youtube usernames and posts comments such as "I was Here", or a comment related to the username, or just plain spam.

Some popular stops are:
youtube.com/index

youtube.com/lol

youtube.com/miley
Dude, I've really been practicing this hobby of bein' a JOOTUBER. It's pretty fun, man. Now people are starting to comment on my channel! I'm already up to 100!
Jootuber by Ashabeth October 20, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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