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Sales driving machine!!!

The human version of a honey badger.
The dynasty crusher.
The elite slayer.

The swag killer.

Hunts honey badgers even though he is the human version of one.

The giant demolisher.

Money Mesa destroyer.

Jojuan is as close to a god as a human could be.
I wish I was Jojuan.
Jojuan by TheMafia December 12, 2012
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Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.
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A ambitious man who lives through luxury, One who motivates others to be successful consistently.
I leaned from my mistakes, and now I am a teacher. I am a Jajuan
Jajuan by Gawdson June 6, 2019
Slang for shy and sexy man. Jajuan is a name for a beautiful face soul and body. Someone of this name is easy to fall in love with, whose inner beauty is incredible and charished by ones true soul mate. People of this name normally have the zodiac sign cancer and will fall for an aquarious.
Example: Jajuan is a sexy dork
Jajuan by name definer 420 October 16, 2012
A triple threat. Fat, ugly and stupid!
n.
What a JoJanie! She ordered a truck load of BOBs and fried chicken.

v.
Damn, I was so hungry I JoJanied my order: I got the entire left side of the menu.

Person 1: El Dorado is the coolest night club in town!

Person 2: Only is you want to find a bunch of JoJanie's.

Person1: Oh, snap!
JoJanie by Sofa Real December 12, 2011
Manly kindhearted laid-back thinker cares about everyone avoids foolishness by any means. Jujuan is a good guy
Jujuan is a good guy he cares about those he loves
jujuan by Podghie June 30, 2016
A somewhat despicable person, capable of murdering thousands which just his voice, but his true goal has the accuracy of The Aim of a Stormtrooper. The Name is Jouan. Not John, Not Stewart, Not Patrick. Jouan. Pronounced JEW-on. Jewon. Not very athletic and uses his brain for nothing but level 1 chess bots. Physically incapable of lifting 5 pounds, but has the potential to knock over Lego bricks. In Sports such as tennis or basketball, he does not hit the ball, but since he is a nerd, he BECOMES the ball.
Person 1: He has so much potential but wastes it!, he is such a Jouan! Person 2: Don't be a hypocrite you are a Jouan just like him! Person Jouan: I disagree with both of you Jouans! Fourth Wheel: Don't say such insults, you are all probably way smarter than a Jouan!
Jouan by Billinous December 1, 2018
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