jojus

A jojus is a nickname for yourself when your name is Josiah, and so is your stepbrother.

Hey Jojus, you’re the best

by JojusMaximus February 13, 2022

Chong Jojun Balsa

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!

Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.

by BTS Is MY LIFEso Don't Judge June 28, 2018

jouska

jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown

"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"

by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019

Jojosexual

Someone who could fuck ANY gender along if it is a character from jojo’s bizarre adventure

Person 1:Yo dude you’re gay
Person 2:Nah, I’m a jojosexual

by Jojo Brando November 7, 2018

Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

by sminturn November 3, 2006

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009