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'To Jonzi'

The act of leaving full time education and endlessly searching for a job.
+) What you doing these days?

-) I left school.

+) oh you bad jonzi.
Jonzi by ji3 October 2, 2010
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"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."
kim jongin is the living embodiment of untouchable perfection n thats the tea
Jongin by aidensrk September 21, 2018
Related Words
jonzin jonzing Jonzi Fat Jonzing jon zito Joni jenzie Jonin jonai jonezin'
Is very sassy

Is a bad chick

Very loyal

Wife material

Beautiful in her own way

Confident

Don't care what others have to say

Weird

Funny

Smart
Jonique is the most unique name of a unique girl in the whole wide world
jonique by QveenJ April 22, 2017

Drago Jonjić 

Strongest man of all time, he constructed all pyramids in Egypt, helped Ceaser come to the top, made tactics for Napoleon on how to subjugate all of Europe, helped Stalin establish communism and was the one who killed Hitler, most importantly he was Tito's master.

His knowledge is great and still grows to this day.
Ivan: Commander Stalin, what shall we do now for our people.
Stalin: Hmmm, let me talk to Drago Jonjić, he will know what to do.
The main dancer of South Korean boy group "EXO" insanely handsome and talented. Will literally kill you with his smirk.
Jongin is such an amazing dancer, he definitely belongs in EXO!
Jongin by Exokaitrash May 27, 2017
Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.
He quit a few days ago, but is really jonezin for one.
Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
Jenzie is a ship between Mackenzie Ziegler and Johnny Orlando. It is the cutest ship ever. Johnny and Kenzie are not dating but they're a thing. They WILL be dating.
Person: Johnny and Kenzie is so cute!

Me:#Jenzie❤️
jenzie by Kenzxjohn June 28, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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