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Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'
Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."
Jonne by ylilauta November 23, 2011
Related Words
Jonnea • Jonne Aaron • jonna • Jonnaay • jonned • jonnathan • jannea • JONEAL • JonHeat • jonnah
(Pronounced Johna)
A girl who's fun to be around. She's never shy, and loves to speak what's on her mind; she's blunt. She's somebody people tend to go to for advice. She'll never let you down, and will only tell you the truth.
Person 1: "I'm so upset and lost in life...I'm not sure what to do."

Person 2: "You should talk to Jonna about it, she'll give you good advice."
jonna by apeprillmarie April 1, 2009

Jonne Aaron 

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.
Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.
Jonne Aaron by Negativity April 15, 2006
A fine ass girl who makes all the boys thirsty and all the girls jealous. She has a lil attitude but really is a wholesome girl. She’s also kinda always taken because who wouldn’t want to date her like come on she’s hot.
“Damn why tf is jonna soo baddd like I would kill to date her bro”
Jonna by DAmeo May 1, 2020
The half man that works at Coffee Bean in California.
Me: JonnaG let's hang out.
JonnaG: can't I have work.
JonnaG by C4Sam June 8, 2019
Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
Jonned by Afro Jew April 24, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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