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The usual Chav, Stands for Council House affiliated Vermin, is a person that stand outsides Mcdonalds all the time but doesn't actually have enough money to actually go in. If you don't know what a chav looks like go to your park and look for a bench, there will be a flock of the creatures. If there are females in the group, the males will make their shitty baseball caps face 90degrees skyward in some type of crude mating display and use their own language to attract a mate, using phrases like: "F***! Yur lu'in fit, bitch! Ho muuch fur da nite, blud" You will also see younger males perfomed this mating dance aswell, don't be shocked by this sight as, by the age of 11, most chavs have already had a child or an abortion.
Most chavs listen to "ganstazz" music from people that are usaully girls that show as much as flesh possible or men that talk fast about drugs, guns, booze and shooting people, which is all that stimulates a chav's mind. They all like to pretend that they are black but are also extremely racist as well.
There favourite pass-times include:

1.Listening to their "music"
2.Collecting STDs
3.Training their kids to steal from shops
4. Making fun of anyone who dosn't wear fake "designer" clothes and grunt all the time(e.g: emos greebos goths skaters etc)
5.Failing in school
Christ, I hate Chavs! They are a blight on society and if you ever see any, AVOID LIKE PLAGUE.
Why did God ever create them?
by Fuck the Chavs January 19, 2010
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A sub-human species, often thought to be descended from fish, due to their tiny memories and 'gawping' facial expressions.
The average chav spends most of his time, when not hammered or pretending to be 'hard', drinking, teaching his 4 chidren about the 'honourable' ways of the chav, and generally being a nuisance. It is though there may be a plot to try and take over the world, which would explain their huge breeding, but they will lack sobriety when attacking. If you ever meet a chav, you should take on step towards him and he'll run screaming to his (pregnant) girlfriend.
by crockett777 March 21, 2009
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Small, provoking and annoying little cunts that hunt for their prey nightly on the roads of Northern Britain.
These territorial little rodents can be seen impregnating 13 year olds, stealing from your garage, walking around in public whilst fondling their testicles and wearing burberry caps whilst yelling "Yo Dikhed!".

A more HIV infested population qualifies these twats to be worse than Scallies.
If fact, I usually find myself crying out at night, cold and alone, for the return of the Scallies.

Chavs usually have an IQ of -1 and spend their time hanging outside McDonalds (they can't afford anything off the Β£1 menu). Dressed up with an "Essex face lift" for the female kind, and trakkies tucked into socks for the male version, this species is *Hazardous!*. The government has marked the worst with ASBO's, a form of award for these juenvile delincuants.

Be warned, any form of eye contact will provoke these terrotorial predators!
Chav Language.

"Ya fuckin wat dikhed?!"
"Yo'what nobhed?!"
"Wat ya lukin at?!?!!"
"Errr ya fuckin GOFF!"
by KateWilliams May 03, 2007
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1. Human equivalent of vermin. Fake sportswear, large gold jewellery (bought from argos) and (at least) quadrouple pushchair with females of the 'species'. They use a little known language derived from English slang and American 'gangsta'.Most reproduce by the age of 14, sometimes younger.Chavs are created by their parents through serious neglect or adequate education of any kind. Although the 'species' is so new, their predicted life span is around 40 years, enough time to raise a least 5 broods. They can be found around fast food outlets, shopping malls and other similer places. Their main transport is either a 'modded' shite bucket or a police vehicle of some sort.
I saw a chav a minute ago. Obviously, I shot the bastard
by Notoriousdoc May 28, 2005
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A fucking discrace, where did they all come from, 30 years ago my town was cool, now it sucks. Grubby little houses and burnt out cars
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Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraunt.

Male chavs wear clothes and jewellry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11.

Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth.

Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog.

you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town.
In my local area they're are loads of chavs
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 08, 2005
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Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 Β½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says β€œWhats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
by topics May 10, 2003
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