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Legends tell of a user who flamed and bashed. got banned a couple times, took down the forums a number of times, and stole the beta and spread it near and far... he still roams the servers of ts today, if you see him, you'll be lucky.

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noob-1: holy shit it's Jonheat! can you hook me up with some leet h4x

*JonHeat killed noob-1 with a deagle*

JonHeat: fuck you nigger
by KuD July 21, 2004
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JonHeat

Current leader of the Army of Nub. Rumoured to be the genetic combination of Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. At least that's what his personality lends himself to be, only with half the intelligence.
by Tog March 2, 2005
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joeheathcote

Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"

joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).

A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.

A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.

You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".

The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.

If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.
My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...

As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.
by bighomiemood February 14, 2018
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jonhatan

A cute, funny, and sometimes mean boy. They normally like cats, and are masochists.
"Wow! Jonhatan got hit in the face! It looks like he liked it... What a masochist.."
by TrinKitty July 4, 2016
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Joheather

The greatest girl you'll ever meet ! She always has a beautiful smile on her face :)
There is nobody like her ! Her name is very rare ! She comes from a beautiful family , she's amazing,funny,sweeet,creative,any guy would be lucky to have her . She's very beautiful .
Damn joheather is looking fly with them Jordan's
by Ayeeewasup April 18, 2018
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