Person 1: Hey dude who's that over there? Why he dancinglike that?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Jonnaay. He's doing the silly salmon, he's so cheeky like that.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.