A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.
I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009
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Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden
Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.
by Felix March 7, 2005
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A place for kindergarteners.
Me:Hey Aaron
Me:Where are you going
Aaron:I'm going to Kindergarten wanna come Ehe ehe ehe(laughing like a Kindergartener)
by Missa Dewees October 27, 2004
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Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.
by Steven Childeater May 5, 2008
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A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.
my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?

Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....
by Sans4smash November 7, 2019
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The place I need to stay 50 meters away from
I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!
by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 16, 2020
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Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.

All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.
by IseewhatyouDidthere April 27, 2008
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