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Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'
Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."
by ylilauta November 23, 2011
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
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Usually a 9-15 year old elementary or upper school boy. Jonne is recognized by e.g. idiotic behavior, abundant gaming and drinking energy drinks. In addition, some people go to the internet and they play games often they freak out. The Jonne step in life usually ends in time. There are many types of Jonne and there is no specific definition. Jonne is widely used as a bullying word.
Once again, the freaking Jonne was in our parking lot.
Again the Jonne came to flex when i was playing video games.
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by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019
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To jonnne is to motorboat someones tits but at the same time as they are getting eaten out, it is also to have lesbian intercourse
Carol was so hawwwtt that i decided to jonne her.
by Pricilia April 03, 2008
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A girl who is super smart even if she doesn’t show it off. She isn’t to be messed with, but really don’t mess with her friends, if you hurt them in any way she will find you and make sure you pay. She is a caring person but don’t get on her bad side. Also don’t call her Johnny, HER NAME ISNT JOHNNY
“Jonne threatened who ever said something rude to her best friend.”
by El2006 November 13, 2018
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a junkie whose only addiction is music; a posessed soul of street beats and ryhmes from all parts of the world.
When the Jon'ne comes around u betta be ready to give respect.
by Melecia December 12, 2006
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Jonnes is a person who probably loves blueberries. He also loves dying
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by Bluubry January 31, 2021
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