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Joke-lie 

When you are giving false information but in a joking voice or manner
I told my mom I was too sick for school in a joking manner, but I was clearly all right, so you could say I was joke-lying. A joke-lie is when you are giving false information but in a joking manner.
Joke-lie by Moneyman1 February 26, 2021
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An extremely smart and talented girl who has a big heart. Loves all of her friends and has the compassion and love to put others first. She’s always super fun to be around and will be there for you whenever you need her the most. She’s had an amazing personality and stands out in the crowd. She’s fun, smart, beautiful, loyal, kind, caring, happy, and outgoing. She’s one of the most amazing girls in the world and anyone lucky enough to have a joelie in their life is truly blessed. She is great with kids and loves life. She’s super thic and is always down for a good time.
She must be a joelie 😍
Joelie by Livin’Life January 19, 2019

jokeleys 

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station
I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.
jokeleys by chris January 23, 2005

Jokeless 

an alternative to the phrase's "no joke" or "no kidding"
"Wow that chick is bangin hot man"

"Jokeless, right?"

"Man i wish they gave us more fries"

"Jokeless man"
Jokeless by NOTORIOUS PIG May 1, 2010
Jorelie is an independent woman, she also a selfless and a down to earth. Jorelie is a family driven and work oriented. She love unconditionally.
Jorelie give her full attention to others regardless of what situation she might be in.
Jorelie by Kinloch June 7, 2021

jokepiece 

1.) person who cannot be taken seriously; failure at life
2.) person who gets shot in the head
3.) rocket launcher

combination of joke and domepiece.
Damn, you just got beam rifle'd in the head you jokepiece.
jokepiece by IRA4ever May 13, 2005
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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